Funny Horse Names

Here is a collection of funny horse names, in which you'll find double entendre humor, cartoon characters and other wackyness.

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A TAIL OF INTRIGUE
AS SEEN ON TV
ATOM ANT
BABA LOOEY
BAMBOOZLE
BLONDE LOGIC
BLUEBERRY STIRRUP
BRIDLE OF FRANKENSTEIN
BRIDLE PARTY
BRIDLE VEIL
THE BUCK STOPS HERE
BUCKMEISTER
BUCKORAMA
BUGS BUNNY
CANT BE TRUSTED
CARROT CONNECTION
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
CELEBRITY IMPERSONATOR
CLASSICAL GAS No visual here, but Eric Clapton rocks no matter what he plays.
COLT FORTY FIVE
COMIC RELIEF
COOKIE MONSTER
COUSIN IT
COW BELLE
DESIGNER GENES
DESIGNER KNOCKOFF
DINNER BELLE
DIRT DEVIL
DOHICKIE
DOT CALM
DUST DEVIL
EATS ALL MY MONEY
EATS MONEY MAKES MANURE
EIGHTEEN CARROT GOLD
EL KABONG
ELECTRIC BANANA
ELECTRIC GAIT
FASHIONABLY LATE
FLAT BROKE
GAIT CODE
GAIT KEEPER
GAITS OF HEAVEN
GAITS OF HELL
GALLOPING GOURMAND
GALLOPING GOURMET
GARDEN GAIT
GLACIAL PACE
GONE BANANAS
HAY GOOD LOOKIN
HAY RECYCLER
HYPNO TOAD
INVISIBLE
I R GENIUS
JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS
A LAUGH A MINUTE
LEGAL EASE
LIP SMACKIN GOOD
LOONEY TOONS
THE LOVE DOCTOR
MADE YOU LOOK
MADE OF MONEY
MAID OF MONEY
MANE ATTRACTION
MANE EVENT
MANE LINE
MANE OBJECTIVE
MAPLE STIRRUP
MISS BEHAVE
MISSILE TOES
MONKEY BUSINESS
MORBO
MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS
MR KNOWITALL
MUCHO MULA
MY FATHER LOVES ME THIS MUCH
MY MOTHER LOVES ME THIS MUCH
MY DISCOUNT THERAPIST
NIBBLER
NOT SO FAST
ODD SENSE OF HUMOR
PASTERELLA
PEARLY GAITS
POPSICLE TOES
PUDDLE JUMPER
BLONDE LOGIC
PURE BREAD
QUICK DRAW MCGRAW
READ MY LIPS
REDONKULOUS
REIN BEAU
REIN DANCE
ROLLER DERBY QUEEN
ROYAL REIN
SAW THAT COMING
SCOOBY SNACK
SECRET SQUIRREL
SECURITY GAIT
SNEAKY PETE
SNIDELY WHIPLASH
SNORGLE
SOTALLY TOBER
SPIDER PIG
STAR GRAZER
STARVING ARTIST
STATUS SYMBOL
STORM THE GAITS
SUGAR LIPS George Washington used to own a dog with this name.
TEN CARROT DIAMOND
THE GAITS FOUNDATION
THINGAMAJIG
THIGH MASTER
TOLD YOU SO
TOP BANANA
TWENTYFOUR CARROT GOLD
TWINKLE TOES
TWENTYFOUR K GOLD
WACKADOODLE
WHY IM BROKE
WILL GAIT FOR FOOD
WILL RUN FOR FOOD
ZAP BRANIGAN

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