Funny Horse Names
well perhaps also some Evil Horse Names

Funny horse names? Sure! Come on, you have to laugh at the idea of naming your horse Witch of the West. I believe it was John Lyons (natural horsemanship trainer and clinician) who said in essence that your horse will morph into whatever you persist in calling him so use these horse names, well perhaps a little evil, wicked, or pejorative horse names, at your own risk. Enjoy.

a sculpture of fighting horses



AL CAPONY
ANNA CONDA
APOCALYPSE NOW
ASSASSIN
ATOM BOMB
BAD BLOOD
BAD SEED
BAMBOOZLE I haven't met a horse that wouldn't bamboozle me out of a carrot given the chance.
BATTLE AXE
BEAST WITHIN
BLANKETY BLANK
BRIDLE OF FRANKENSTEIN
BUCKS A LOT
CALAMITY
CANT BE TRUSTED
CATACLYSM
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN I wish the video quality was better, but still funny.
CERTIFIABLY INSANE
CHARM SCHOOL DROPOUT
CHAOS
COPPERHEAD
CRASH AND BURN
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON
CRITICAL CONDITION
CUT THROAT
DARTH VADER

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DEATH NELL
DIABLO
DIATRIBE
DIRT DEVIL
DOMINATRIX
DOUBLE TROUBLE
EATS ALL MY MONEY
EVIL TWIN
FRANKENSTEIN
FULL OF BEANS
GOBLIN
GODZILLA
GOLD DIGGER
HELLS ANGEL
HOLY TERROR
HOOLIGAN
HURRICANE SALLY
IVAN ATTITUDE
JINX
LORD VADER
MAELSTROM
MAJOR ATTITUDE
MANIAC
MISS BEHAVE
MONKEY BUSINESS
MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS
NEMESIS
NOT WORTH THE MONEY
ODDBALL
ODD SENSE OF HUMOR
OMEN
OUT OF CONTROL
PARTNER IN CRIME
PANDEMONIUM
PELLMELL
THE PLAGUE
PRINCE OF DARKNESS
PURE TORTURE
RAMPAGE
RISKY BUSINESS
ROAD HOG
ROGUE WAVE
SHAITAN the original name of the Black Stallion
SNAKE EYES
SNAKE IN THE GRASS
SNIDELY WHIPLASH
TEMPER TANTRUM
TITANIC
TOTAL DISASTER
UNPAID BILLS
VIPER
VOMIT COMET
VOODOO QUEEN
WEREWOLF
WITCH OF THE WEST
WIDOW MAKER the name of Pecos Bill's horse
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
ZOMBIE

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