Privacy Policy

Fear not. I detest spam, and I loathe the practice of taking otherwise private information and using it for gain. I would never share your information with anyone or anything without your permission! That's my privacy policy.

There are third-party advertisers that have their own privacy policies of which you should be aware. These advertising companies serve ads when you visit this website. They may use information (not including your name, address, email address, or telephone number) about your visits to this and other websites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having this information used by these companies, (How boring does your life have to be to want to read this?) click here.

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