Show Horse Name

I was reading an online forum post in which someone had asked for help thinking of a show horse name for a new horse. One person replied that she had owned and shown a horse in events where the horse and rider were individually announced. When she entered the arena the announcer would say: "The next entry is number 234, Jane Doe, riding Topless". Her horse was named Topless. I think this offers some very clever possibilities.

Following are clever names that are designed for double entendre when announced in the show ring.

dressage winner




A ROLLERCOASTER
ALONE
BY THE SEAT OF HER PANTS
FOR A FALL Headed for disaster.
FOR THE FUN OF IT
FOR YOUR PLEASURE
HIGH
INTO HISTORY
OFF INTO THE SUNSET
ON AND ON
ON HER HIGH HORSE
OUT THE STORM
PIGGYBACK
PILLION I always used to call this riding double.
ROUGHSHOD OVER ALL
SHOTGUN
SOLO
SPINNERS
STARK NAKED
THE BENCH
THE BEST HORSE HERE
THE BULLET TRAIN
THE CLUTCH
THE GRAVY TRAIN
THE HORSE YOU WISH YOU HAD
THE KINGS COATTAILS
THE RAILS
THE RODS Stealing a ride on a freight train.
THE TIGER
THE WAVE
TOPLESS
TWO HOUNDS
UNDER THE INFLUENCE
WITH ABANDON
WITH TRAINING WHEELS
WITHOUT A NET
WITHOUT PERMISSION

paint horse

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